20 Uses For...

A block:

1. to serve as a stool and reaching up higher;
2. as a solid 3D model of most people's houses in the 19th century;
3. as a die;
4. as a centerpiece at a Geometry teacher's wedding reception;
5. as a measuring unit for how far away the supermarket is from your house;
6. as a surface for finger painting while you're babysitting your neighbor's Duracell kids;
7. as a seat;
8. as an obstruction on the road;
9. for building things;
10. for destroying things;
11. to reach your toenails when you’re 9 months pregnant;
12. to shave your legs when your flexibility has gone to Mars;
13. as an ottoman or coffee table in your living room;
14. as an art piece in a Minimalist Art Show;
15. as an obstacle for motorcycle races;
16. as an example of something that is definitely NOT a sphere;
17. as a paper holder;
18. as an improvised drum;
19. as a description for the first computer;
20. as a writer's excuse for everything;

….anything else??